Saturday, 7 January 2012

On... The Heavy

The Heavy - How You Like Me Now?

This is the song I listen to when I'm doing my Pram Powerwalk. (Yes, I am a cliché.)

I love it. I march and scowl-pout and do an angry duck-neck thing.

Sometimes I stop and do some angry thrusts at nothing in particular.

This is an improvement on singing 50 Cent's 'I'm a P.I.M.P.'.

Apparently, a new mother shouting 'You fuckin' with me, you fuckin' with a P.I.M.P.' as she cruises the streets is frowned upon by society. Man, people are so uptight.


  1. The funniest six lines I have read in a while. Good job!

  2. Yes, it's a common problem being uptight in the species homo sapiens for some reason.

    That'd be funny to see!