Pick up Tatler this month to read an article by moi about the joys of stealing from your baby!
This is what the cover looks like. Run, run, run and get it, my lovelies. The perfect summer magazine. For realsies.
In other news, I’m about to go en vacances. High fives all round. Heading to a wedding in Barcelona later this week, then to France with my folks and Fox and Errol. I will still be working because, hey, that’s just how I roll. Also because I have deadlines. And actually, I’m not afraid to admit it: I love writing, dudes. It’s one of the best things in my life. Taking a break from it makes me sad. So I never do. And I've nearly finished the second book in the series... (I know it's a long time coming - but we are lauching them both close together so you don't have to wait! Thank you for your patience, dudes. Really, really, thank you.)
Anyway, I need your help... what are the top three things I should do in Barcelona?
I have never been, and know almost nothing about it apart from the whole Gaudi thing, La Rambla, the fact that everyone sleeps in the afternoon and parties all night. Oh, and I think there's a beach, but I could be wrong about that.
Bear in mind that I am quite a lazy tourist and need a lot of pitstops and coffee breaks, and am only really interested in eating, drinking, and a sprinkle – just a sprinkle – of art and history. Oh, and I am almost never in the mood to walk too far. Or up more than ten steps at a time. No, really, I'm totally serious. That whole Montmartre thing in Paris? Could be a myth for all I know. I will never find out because of the whole endless stairway situation.Below: the mythical Montmartre in Paris. God, I get tired just looking at that photo. Let's sit down and have a drink.